Remembering Matt Damon

 

On this day (of the week) we take the time to remember Matt Damon’s muscular physique, unfortunate prosthetic nose and dodgy South African accent in Invictus.

Nice pecks

OMG! OMG! I almost forgot Matt Damon this week. I also almost forgot that I often wondered what he’d look like as a woman. Thank you to whomever took the time to answer my question.

Matilda Damon

Matt Damon isn’t afraid to do the right thing. Matt Damon cares about the poor and disenfranchised. Matt Damon should run for president. If only we could remember to vote for him. Also, I can’t remember his political views. I think he dissed Sarah Palin, so that’s got to count for something, right?

It could happen

He’s got my vote. Unfortunately, I’m not American and there’s that forgetting problem. So remember to vote for Matt Damon, if and when he runs for President. Tie a string on your finger … or something.

For some reason today, I remembered that once Matt Damon was sorta fat.

Damon packs on the pounds for The Informant

I wanna ask him what it felt like to have man-boobs. He was also super-skinny for Courage Under Fire.

I think I prefer him fat with a pornstache. What say you?

Sometimes I forget that Matt Damon has really nice teeth and a gorgeous smile.

There was something else I wanted to say but I can’t quite remember. Maybe next week.

I’ve decided that we should remember Mr. Farkable but Forgettable because … I can’t quite remember. Ayn? A little help, please!

Oh, right ... this is why I love Matt Damon.